June 2011
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My cousin gave me an ipad2 as a late birthday gift. Which free apps should I have in it? I already have Hipstamatic and the full version of Angry Birds and other paid apps from the ipod touch (apparently, you can also sync them with the ipad2 — sweet!). So, yeah. Any recommendations?
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Donate to Planned Parenthood by June 30 and Amy... →
femmeshmemme:
loveyourchaos:
… wow Amy Poehler, way to be a badass.
done and done. now it’s yo turn folks!
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I like being single, but then the loneliness kicks...
ohwowluna:
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Theartofimperfection: Neil you know my soul all... →
“Have you ever been in love? Horrible isn’t it? It makes you so vulnerable. It opens your chest and it opens up your heart and it means that someone can get inside you and mess you up. You build up all these defenses, you build up a whole suit of armor, so that nothing can hurt you, then one…
This never gets old.
see what people message you:
cont4gious:
BLACK = I want a relationship
GREEN = I think you’re cute
PURPLE = I miss you
ORANGE = I really like you
RED = I love you
YELLOW = You are amazing
BLUE = You are beautiful
PINK = I want you but I’m taken
GREY = We need to talk more
RAINBOW = Let’s have sex.
Yes, I’m this bored. Humor me on these ask box memes, come on!
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Drop a number in my ask? →
classygypsy:
Shoe Size:
Sexual Orientation:
Do you Smoke?
Do you Drink?
Do you Take Drugs?
Age you get mistaken for:
Have Tattoos?
Want any tattoos
Got any Piercings?
Want any piercings?
Best friend?
Relationship status:
Biggest turn ons:
Biggest turn offs:
Favorite Movie:
I’ll love you if:
Someone you miss:
Most traumatic experience:
A fact about your personality:
What I hate...
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While I can’t have you, I long for you. I am the kind of person who would miss a...
– Jeanette Winterson (via thechocolatebrigade)
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Fuck Yeah Anne Sexton: Words - Anne Sexton. →
ohnolilyrae:
Be careful of words, even the miraculous ones. For the miraculous we do our best, sometimes they swarm like insects and leave not a sting but a kiss. They can be as good as fingers. They can be as trusty as the rock you stick your bottom on. But they can be both daisies…
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What horrifies me most is the idea of being useless: well-educated, brilliantly...
– Sylvia Plath (via looking-into-the-abyss)
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I must learn to swallow my queer and inconvenient lusts.
– Tipping the Velvet (via laughingcutlery)
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Dear Future Girlfriend*
notestomyfuturegirlfriend:
If I can’t seduce you when I get my sexy on.. then I’ll seduce you with my awkwardness ;)
*adjusts glasses*
;)
Love,
Me
What she said. :p
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Words can be like X-rays if you use them properly — they’ll go through anything....
– Aldous Huxley (via suzywire)
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All morons hate it when you call them a moron.
– — J.D. Salinger (The Catcher in the Rye)
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There is more to sex appeal than just measurements. I don’t need a bedroom to...
– Audrey Hepburn (via kari-shma)
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“They only want you when you’re 17; when you’re 21, you’re no fun.” — Ladytron
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“I want to reconcile the violence in your heart; I want to recognize your beauty is not just a mask; I want to exorcise the demons from your past; I want to satisfy the undisclosed desires in your heart.” — Muse, Undisclosed Desires
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Dear Future Girlfriend,
notestomyfuturegirlfriend:
I love you.
Mahal Kita.
Te Amo.
Je t’aime.
Love,
Me
There’s nothing like hearing and saying it in one’s native tongue. Yeah, and I miss saying and hearing mahal kita. A whole lot. Le sigh.
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[Today], every girl is expected to have: Caucasian blue eyes, full Spanish lips,...
– Tina Fey, Bossypants (via hakuna-mataataa)
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In the forest, is a monster
And it looks so very much like me
Will someone...
– PJ Harvey; Who will love me now (via polly-jean-harvey)
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Dear Future Girlfriend,
notestomyfuturegirlfriend:
Please get here soon. I’m getting tired of dealing with the girls who aren’t you. I’m just not interested in them the way I know I will be with you. I may not be quite ready for us yet but knowing that you’re there and ready to receive and reciprocate my love would be fantastic. I’m doing my absolute best to patiently wait for your arrival.
With the deepest of loves,
...
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Note to self: try not to exert too much effort using the left arm until the weekend. Damn! It still hurts a lot from that 2nd Cervarix shot that my sister gave me yesterday! Also, try not to goof around with colleagues on the set ‘cause they seem to prefer slapping or squeezing said arm over the right one. :s
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How do people, like, not curse? How is it possible? There are these gaps in...
– Nick Hornby, A Long Way Down (via roguemonster)
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